The Foot Fetisher; One of the most surreal things that has ever happened to me.
Let's set the scene. Imagine you have recently got home from a night-out with your friends, and a conversation takes place at your bedroom doorway at 6am on a Saturday morning.
Knock-knock.
Door opens.
“Look i'm drunk, and don't take offence, but i've been wishing something from the moment I met you.. I have been dreaming about licking your feet”.
Yes, not something you expect to hear on a normal day, especially as you have just recovered from a foot-related illness..
“I HAVE AN INFECTION FROM MOSQUITO BITES, DON'T BE DISGUSTING!!!”.
But alas, he was not to be deterred;
“To me, they are beautiful. I really just want to lick them”.
“Goodnight.”
Door closed swiftly. Key inserted, double locked.
The worst thing is, this guy is my housemate. He is called Abraham and i'm now scared to leave my room. Especially when my socks start going missing from the washing line...
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